Lawyer Jokes

I have nothing to write for today. But I would like to share jokes as found @ http://www.joke-man.com/lawyer-jokes-i.
1. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

2. “You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”

“Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”

3.A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.

“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”

“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”