Thursday, March 24, 2011

“Something is rotten in the State of Denmark”

“Something is rotten in the State of Denmark”
Where does the quote coming from? What the hell does it mean? In what context it’s applicable?
I first heard of this quote in Ayer Molek’s case where the Panel of Three Judges of Court of Appeal echoed the following harsh remarks:-
“The fact that the proceedings were filed in the wrong division does not render the proceedings in any way invalid but may, coupled with other considerations in the present case, give the impression to right-thinking people that litigants can choose the judge before whom they wish to appear for their case to be adjudicated upon. This, we consider, may lead to very unhealthy negative thinking and since justice must not only be done but must also be seen to be done, it is incumbent on the trial judge, upon perusal of the pleadings, to have taken the initiative of transferring the proceedings to the right division so as to dispel any notion that he is partial to any party. This is yet another reason for strengthening our conviction that it is right and proper that we exercise our inherent power to prevent an injustice being done by the issue of an interim injunction restraining the respondents from enjoying the fruits of the registration of the infamous shares in their names. These observations are made so that people will not say, ‘Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,’ — Shakespeare, Hamlet, 1.
Upon further research, I found out these words were actually uttered by Marcellus in Shakespeare’s Hamlet after the ghost of Hamlet’s father appears to Hamlet and beckons Hamlet to follow it, and Hamlet follows.

Somebody had asked me “I don’t see the link between the observations made by the Panel and the quote. Can you enlighten me please?”

After scratching my head, I asked that fellow to give me sometime. “Bro, I need two days. Aku pun tak pasti kenapa. Sekarang tengah nak baca balik cerita Hamlet ni. Waktu aku kat sekolah rendah aku memang ada baca tapi dalam versi melayu, Aku sekolah melayu bukan omputih. Bahasa omputih aku boleh dikategorikan macam-macam. Selalunya Sawaklish. Jarang-jarang Manglish. Kadang-kadang sadis. But it will never be Singlish” I said.

I was unable to get the answer for the question. So, the best thing that can be done is to avoid that poor fellow. I feel very relieve because I managed to save my reputation from being embarrassed.

Although I said that I am currently reading the masterpiece by Shakespeare, I have to admit that it is a blatant lie. An honest guy like me sometime has to change skin and to do a tactical maneuver at the right time and place. I wonder if I am still an honest guy?

But then, I see the light at the end of the tunnel. “You can find the magic potion in the Malayan Law Journal,” said Dr. Love in a very poetic way (his real identity yet to be known because of his refusal to tender his DNA).
Now I fully understood why they made those criticisms. In Dato’ V Kanagalingam’s case, it says that:-

“The Court of Appeal made it clear that it thought something funny had been going on in the High Court in that case. That was why they put in a Shakespeare quote about there being ‘something rotten in the State of Denmark’. It was a reference to the building the High Court is in, which is called Denmark House.”
Without further ado, I called that guy “I got the answer. You are not going to believe it. It meant that the fellas (Panel) do not like funny-funny thing la. They all did not watch the Final Raja Lawak 5 because they believed Wisma Denmark funnier than Man”

Whilst smiling he said this to me “Bro, something must be rotten in your head. I can smell it from here.”

I was wondering whether it is true. I am still wondering right now.

by: rbassociates 24/03/2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Apa ada Pada hatiku

Hatiku mutiara Mudah Pecah
Perahu yang hampir Patah
Sejernih Kristal pasti Retak
Hanya kerana kurang, tersentuh Jiwa tergadai

Apa ada pada Hatiku
Berlidah! berurat! berdarah semata
Mudah Dicacak dan DiPacak
berkali Diacah hampir hampa

Hatiku ingin berpetualang
Membasuh Api dengan Api
Hinggakan terkedu terkilan
Melihatkan Ashhabul Kahfi bangkit semula

Apa ada pada Hatiku
berfikir merenung segala
"Mudahnya tidak begitu,"jawab atid.
Hujung Dunia masih di sana

Hatiku mengadu indah
pasti beradu si dajjal
hingga garisan penentu
sampaikan hatiku berkata "Mengapa begitu?" 

Apa ada pada hatiku
yang hak dikatakan batil 
dan yang batil dikatakan hak
akukah yang terlupa


oleh: rbassociates
Jumaat 18/03/2011


Friday, March 11, 2011

Majlis Aqiqah, bercukur & Pemashuran nama

Hati kami bersyukur dan bertafakur, di atas kurniaan Yang Agung atas segala-galanya.
Perbuatan kami menjelaskan lebih dari perkataan kami yang menyatakannya.
Mata kami mengambarkan kebahagiaan hati kami lebih dari mulut kami menjanjikannya.
Jiwa kami gembira atas permashuran zuriat kami..
Namun hidup kami tidak sempurna jika kami melupakan jasa-jasa mereka yang mengerti..

khas..dari Ajim, abah & Mak

Friday, March 4, 2011

Lagu untuk AJim


Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Kucing itam tokleh le
pegang jangan ago-go,
hello, helly, honey, ho
 
Eeny, meena, mina, mo
Mama says please no more
Abah says dun ever let her go,
Heena, Meena, Nina, ho.
 
Eenie, meenie, tipsy, toe
Opah, Nah Ok Jer
O Atok, Nek,  dimano,
Ajim dah poning kepalo, ho!
 
Eeny Meeny Miney Mo
 We all pun nak samo
kalau tak please let me know
so,  my dad can take over


p/s....Lirik dah ado....nak tunggu lagu jo
Pencipta lirik: Ajim Budak Lagi

Thursday, February 17, 2011

NGEREPAK

Kawan,

Nak molah keputusan sik senang. Manas ngan Nganok urang gik senang dari ya. Camyalah. Camtoklah. Maok juak ati nak madah tapi malas eh. Urang jak sik nyaga atiku. Mun ku dah berbunyi mesti banyak yang kecik hati. Mun sik cayak tanyak Bini ngan urang yang nak lamak tauk ngan perangei ku. Mun ku ngerepak kompom imam ke masjid terkejut nengar. Apa sik sangka tek eh. Pandei “berzikir” juak paduhal. Mun ku dah manas, terpaksalah sidak ya napok mancis apa takut aku nunok uM. Sebab ya mun dolok berkelae di skolah ku sik embak barang, takut terlanjo antu abis pecah lubang perut. Telepon nenek ku nun. Mestinya nyawab camtok. “Free hand, bukuk lima, ujung kaki” sik duli. Mun dah manas, relax ajaknya mecah cermin ya. Sebab ya bertanda banyak gilak di badan. Sigek jak nya sik suka molah. Ngantok dirik ke dinding. Kedak tambi. Tapi terer-terernya sik sempatnya ngelek ditumpu Matdom sampei biru mata. Sbenarnya sik sempat sebabnya main tipu. Aku gik klaka bah. Belum berjarah lalu dibante. Baruk nak balas balit dah rami urang nahan. Apa boleh buat. Paling jaik nyambung “berzikir” balitlah.
Sebab ya kinek tok, mun dapat, aku sik maok malas balit apa-apa yang sik bertempat. Komen negatif ka, lawak negatif ka, sindir negatif ka, dsb. Tapi kadang-kadangku terlepas juakla. Tapi paling sik pat ku control mun aku terkejut. Mesti darahku nait palak terus. Terus jadi sik “cool”kedak urang jahilliah. Jahiliah pun jahilliahlah. Janji ku puas. Mun sik cayak tanyak miak LAW UM, siapa miak yang ngepong tambi embak bertumbok segal kenak “tackle” main bol. Tanyak juak sidak midvalley munnya ada rakam miak nganok miak ompuan sampei nangis nyaga parking segal duit sik sampei tiga ringgit. Pegi sabah nun nanyak kawan ku siapa ngannya “so-called” gi ngugut miak kat kolej 8 (esen gilak. Segal dapat berkawan ngan “kajol”)-12 (beraninya muka speaker besa-besa) dolok kedak dirik kuat gilak. Gi Sandakan nun, mesti kawan askar ku tauk perangei ku.
Aku paling sik suka urang esen. Iboh lawa gilak nganok urang sukati. tua kah. mudak kah. Aku sik duli. Aku sik berbunyi pun ada sebab musabab. Ada “ati” yang perlu dijaga. Kadang-kadang lupak diriknya bukan lawan tapi suka ninggi dirik. Mun aku masuk “neraka” belum tentunya masuk syurga. Mun aku dah start “esen” mesti rami urang sik suka. Ko suka kah?

p/s kelak ku nyambong balit ngerepak.

Yang Benar,
Enam Ringgit

Thursday, February 10, 2011

As posted at Lawyerstalk

Dear my learned friend and members of the bar,
The answer for the question is self explanatory. If this country called Melayu-sia, instead of Malaysian you are now Melayusian. Sometimes sound good to me but sometimes not.
Whether it Malay-sia and/or Melayu-sia and/or Planet of the Apes, I believe the rights of Melayu-sian and Non Melayu-sian should be protected.
As Melayu-sian I will try to safeguard my rights at the very best of my ability  but I shall not forget of article 8 of Federal Constitution which says that there shall be no discrimination against citizens on the ground of religion, race, descent, place of birth or gender except as expressly authorised.
We may argue and re-write history but I personally think it serve no purpose especially if may cause chaos. "Jangan kerana mendengar guruh dilangit habis air ditempayan dicurahkan" and " jangan kerana nila setitik habis susu sebelanga".
As my friend rightly said, "stamford bridge is falling down, falling down falling down, stamford bridge is falling down!

Aku BUKAN RACIST
Aku bangsa Melayu
Aku ber"bin"kan orang Melayu
Aku lafazkan dua kalimah syahadah
Aku Islam
Aku bercakap bagi bangsaku, aku racist
Aku bercakap tentang bangsamu, aku racist
Aku memperlekehkan bangsaku, aku populist
Aku mengkritik bangsamu, aku populist

Bangsaku miskin
Bangsamu kaya, mungkin benar
Bangsaku makan rasuah
Bangsaku gila harta
Bangsaku kaki perempuan
Bangsamu begitu juga
Cerita ini bukan pasal bangsamu
Cerita itu pasal bangsaku
Cerita tentang Aku yang sedang cuba
Cerita tentang bangsaku
Regards,
Roy


Sent: Thu, February 10, 2011 2:57:24 PM
Subject: Re: [Lawyers Talk:4653] Fwd: RAJA ZARITH IDRIS' on goodwill


Does "Malay"-sia imply that only English-speaking Malays own this land, otherwise surely it would have been called "Melayu"-sia?

Just wondering ;-)

Kheng Hoe

Monday, February 7, 2011


Wahai anakku,
d'cinun duduk tak mengapa
d'cini berlari tak mengapa 
disinun duduk mengapa?
disini berlari tak mengapa
tidak mengapa duduk jika terguris d'cinun
berdiri jika terhiris pun tidak mengapa d'sini
namun janganlah duduk dan janganlah berdiri
kalau hanya disinun dan tidak disini
kasehmu disini tidak mengapa
dipandang mulia takkan dicerca
kasehmu dicinun bagaimana
dipandang mudah hati binasa
yang mudah itu hati
yang susah itu nafsu nafsi
yang disinun sudah mengerti
yang disini menjadi saksi