Friday, May 3, 2013

Why should you vote for me in GE13?



I was born in Kuching, five days after Dr. Mahathir Mohamad became the fourth Prime Minister of Malaysia. The year when the leaders were born.
I came from a family which relatively has nothing but Strength and Will to live.
I was a practising lawyer in General Litigation Department from 2006-2012. I left practice to venture into Corporate World. Only God knows when I should return to the ring.
Currently, I am one of the Counsels of award winning company which operates all over the world. I’m doing just fine and getting along very well with my new role.
I have been a writer since 2010. Actually I like to write since my school days but did not keep my writing as I don’t want to be judged.
Now, I write regularly on my thoughts and feelings in http://rbassociates21.blogspot.com/. It creates real impact to my readers (I hope so).
I hate people who think they know everything. You know what I’m saying.
I can’t stand a person who is a pain in the ass type. You know what I mean.
I can’t live with someone who doesn’t like COKE without any reason at all!
Why should you vote for me as your ADUN?
I’m a good leader.
I will fulfill all promises and will get rid of ass kissers.
I don’t think you should vote my opponent if he has no respectable behavior to all persons. Don’t misquote me. I said “If” he has no respectable behavior.
Most importantly, you shouldn’t vote if he has moral issues. Leader who has moral problems will have a problem in deciding when to put his country and his people best interest ahead of his own agenda.
What I can tell you for sure is that, if he is willing to compromise on his moral values and engages into unethical actions, it is not just detrimental to you but will be an unmitigated disaster for Malaysia.
Thank You for your vote

Thursday, May 2, 2013

FAHAMILAH YANG TERSIRAT - KHAS UNTUK PARTI2 POLITIK DAN PENGUNDI2 GE13

Oh dengarlah tuan-tuan
Sebuah kisah suami isteri
Kadangkala terdapat
Si isteri memerintah suami


Saya kata: Sebuah Negara harus dipimpin oleh seorang yang “layak” bergelar pemimpin dari semua segi. Jangan biarkan “Si Isteri atau Isteri-Isteri” bermaharajalela…Ramai yang dah naik tocang

Oh disuruh duduk-duduk
Dijerit-jerit dibentak-bentak
Suaminya dulu hensem
Rambut panjang dah jadi botak


Saya kata: Malaysia adalah sebuah Negara yang aman dan damai..Namun tuduhan dan provokasi yang melampau boleh menggambarkan sebaliknya

Oh la la
Kalau memilih isteri alah abang
Biar betul-betul
Jangan tersalah pilih alah abang
Kena queen control


Saya kata: Pilihlah pemimpin yang betul..Queen control takpe jangan tak boleh kontrol

Oh la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Kisah rumahlah tangga
Ada-ada saja


Oh kadang pula terdapat
Suami jahat isteri budiman
Isterinya cukup sabar
Perangai suami ya Allah macam setan

Kalau di belakang isteri
Hai joli sana joli sini
Kalau di depan isteri
Amboi pijak semut pun tak mati


Saya kata: Setan berwajahkan pemimpin sekarang banyak. Ada yang boleh dikenalpasti. Ada yang tidak boleh dikenal pasti. Ada yang telah dikenalpasti berkati-kati. Yang pasti they said “IT LOOKS LIKE ME, SOUNDS LIKE ME BUT NOT MY TUMMY.


Friday, March 22, 2013

RUKUN WAJIB PEMBANGANG



Membangang itu satu rukun WAJIB
tak kira tempat tak kira waktu
mati pejuang takkan membantu
Kerana Pembangang LAHANAT memang bermata satu

Tanya ibu si pejuang “Kenapa mereka perlu begitu?”
Rukun WAJIB kedua ikutan Pembangang berjiwa kayu.
makin lusuh kerana jiwanya dengan Jin berpuaka di SULU
Suruh pergi Tak Mahu-mahu
Kasih mati baru tau..

Benar kata pantun orang tua MENSIA
Kapal Layar Jangan Dipeluk Kalau Dipeluk patah layarnya
Orang Dara jangan dipeluk Kalau dipeluk hilang daranya
Orang Bangang Jangan diketuk Kalau diketuk hilang akalnya
Rukun WAJIB mereka yang ketiga barangkali!

Next Rukun Please..
Rukun terakhir Pembangang ada disini
Terima Kasih Tak akan diberi
Waima mati dihina lagi
Daun Keladi berkati kati
Aku terima kerna Engkau Bagi
Takkah bangang Penerima tu tadi!!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Time to Move On




“Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.”(The international)- 
As you know, the decision needs to be made although it is not easy.
Frankly, I have No regrets at all in burning the bridges.
I've done it before.
Sometimes I did it unconsciously and at other times I did it consciously.
That’s something I will live with for the rest of my life.
I don't care what others think about me.
It is ironic some quarters of people have no qualms about judging me but don’t like being judged themselves.
However difficult the situation is, I’m happy to move on.
For info, my priority list in 2012 is fairly simple: My Wife, Azim & Aish.
My wife may thinks otherwise.
Am I being an insensitive self-centered person by revealing the list?
“Oh, Tell me about it.”
It is simply not fair to put others after all the things we went through together.
Don’t forget to look into the mirror if you wish to criticize the said list.
Because it is so often that we don’t practice what we preach.
Therefore, Shut your @#$k*^$ #@(^%. I shall end my rant here.


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Yang Mana Lagi Bagus


Yang Mana Lagi Bagus

Q: Mendengar sahajakah?
A:  Blur la budak ni..

Q: Menjawabkah?
A: Takut takut melampaui batas dan segala macam..

Q: Mendiamkan dirikah?
A: Pasti kena pijak kepala...

Q: Mencadangkankah?
A: Itu ini itu ini..takda pengisian pun tak guna..habuk pun tarak..cakap senanglah

Q: Mengkritik?
A: Entahla..asyik kritik je...kena kritik ko melatah..dah lama dah..

Q: Buat Bodoh?
A: Memanjang bodoh terus jadi bodoh..

Q: Bantai je camna?
A: Itu jam ho..cakap apa pun talak kesah..

Q: Tawakal je kot jawapannya?
A: Mahal tu...

Q: (????)..ini Olang cakap tak selupa bikin..Dalam pandai ada bodohnya

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

AHMED DEEDAT

There is no better way than to use his own evidence, his own logic, to refute his claims (quote from ahmed deedat (Islamic scholar Best ever debater)  - (passed away on 8.8.05) 

P/s type his name and u will know what I'm talking bout..he's one of a kind.. azhar idrus is no match to him...
the best LECTURER that I never had..

12.14 am 8.8.2012

Friday, July 13, 2012


PUISI TAK BERTAJUK (1)
 
Apakah diri boleh berjanji wahai permata
Impian mereka akan engkau penuhi
Setia berkorban harta
Hanya nyawa menjadi ganti

Apakah diri boleh berjanji wahai permata
Impianku akan engkau patuhi
Saatku merayu
Hargai keluargamu

Apakah diri boleh berjanji wahai permata
Ikuti Perintah-Nya
Saat bila perlu berlaku adil dan saksama
Hingga keakhir hayat

Andainya mereka
Ingin menemaniku
Sampai kehujung pangkal dunia
Hapus semua duka dimataku


PUISI TAK BERTAJUK (2)

Wajahmu
Seindah syurga dunia di mataku
Memberikan cahaya pada dirinya
Senyuman persis Yang Agung
Mengindahkan kehidupan kami bertiga

Kasihku berbelah bahagi tidak sekali
Setinggi Mutiara Putih bercahaya
pasti ku selami dasarnya
Demi dirimu Pemimpin teragung

Cinta-Nya sesuci embun jernih
di awang-awangan
Walau badai melanda
Tetap berbicara tentang dirimu dan si dia
Itulah tanda sumpah setia

Lalu “Yang Agung” berbicara pada ku
ku pasti akan menyayangi dan melindunginya
Seperti mana kamu berdua
Mencurahkan segalanya
Pada dirinya

KEHIDUPANKU
roybasri@13.07.12