Monday, February 7, 2011


Wahai anakku,
d'cinun duduk tak mengapa
d'cini berlari tak mengapa 
disinun duduk mengapa?
disini berlari tak mengapa
tidak mengapa duduk jika terguris d'cinun
berdiri jika terhiris pun tidak mengapa d'sini
namun janganlah duduk dan janganlah berdiri
kalau hanya disinun dan tidak disini
kasehmu disini tidak mengapa
dipandang mulia takkan dicerca
kasehmu dicinun bagaimana
dipandang mudah hati binasa
yang mudah itu hati
yang susah itu nafsu nafsi
yang disinun sudah mengerti
yang disini menjadi saksi



 






Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bukan nak cakap besar

Hi,
Dah lama bebenor rasanya tak menulis. Dah takde idea camne nak menulis. Lagipun terlalu busy ngan hal kerja. Hari-hari kerja. Tak jugak abis-abis. Sekejap pi penang..sekejap gi johor...lepas tu pi penang balik...lepas tu gi johor balik...
Dalam masa yang sama kena meeting ngan clients. Kalau mereka yang menghadap kita kat opis..oklah jugak tapi nasib badan kena jugak melangkah kaki berjumpa mereka! Aku kena pegi sebab yang nak dijumpa ni bukan calang-calang orang. Bak kata ore kelate celup “boh-boh belako”.
Oleh kerana mereka ni berpangkat Dato dan agak berusia...kenalah aku mengalah (kononnyalah)...mentang-mentang aku masih lagi takder title..yang ada pun LLB..Lemak-Lemak Berisi(terpaksa diedit dari ayat asalku).
Percaya atau tidak, sepanjang lebih kurang 5 tahun kat tempat kerja aku ni.., aku terpaksa deal directly with the Dato, Directors, MD and so on and so forth. Jarang benar aku deal ngan their assistant or staff. Kalau ada pun, banyak kali aku tengok mereka-mereka ini diperkotak katikkan. Acap kali role mereka ni limited untuk call aku dan beritahu “Dato nak bercakap”, menuang dan menghantar air. Bukan nak cakap besar tapi itu kenyataannya (i).
Sekarang ni...berjumpa dan bercakap dengan klien sebegini bukan satu masalah walaupun I’m still in the process of improving my skills. “butterfly in my stomach” masih hidup lagi. Bukan nak cakap besar tapi itu kenyataannya (ii).
Walaupun bukannya satu masalah yg besar tapi ianya tidak mudah. Macam-macam perangai. Ada yang kerek dan ada yang crack.  Ada yang rasa hebat, pandai, keras kepala dll attitude problems. Tapi ada juga yang baik dan berkongsi rahsia kejayaan walaupun takler banyak..Bukan nak cakap besar tapi itu kenyataannya (iii).
Tapi aku perasan satu benda, mereka ini berkongsi persamaan berikut terutamanya (dato-dato) iaitu duit banyak tapi rupa biasa jer. Bila aku cakap "biasa" maksudnya memang literal. Baju, seluar dan kasut yang mereka pakai, mcam staff ofis biasa-biasa..Mungkin pasal tu mereka kaya kot...
Tapi yang mengejutkan, reputasi dan kedudukan yang mereka pegang bukan calang-calang. Ada yang merupakan bekas Dean for Medical Faculty (1st Dean) salah satu Universiti tempatan. Bahasa yang digunakan "berabok". Patut aku yang interview dia, aku pulak yang kena interview! According to him, he has a straint and intense relationship ngan Dr. M. Lantak pegilah. Aku cuma berminat dengan cara dia bercakap dan berbahasa. Teratur dan mudah. Mungkin sistem persekolahan  dulu banyak memainkan peranan.
Sorang lagi merupakan “accountant by profession and previously was the MD” kepada satu Company besar yang terletak berdekatan A&W PJ. Sekarang dia merupakan pemaju yang terlibat di dalam pembinaan premis perniagaan bukan sahaja di kolumpo tapi seluruh negara. Setiap kali meeting ngan  dia ni, aku dilayan macam "orang ada-ada" depan staff dia.  Ini permudahkan kerja aku buat "presentation and argument".  Samada treatment tu ikhlas, itu belakang kira. Pengalaman yang paling yang berguna bagi aku ialah apabila aku diminta buat presentation (tanpa kehadiran my big boss) dalam meeting board room di mana mereka-mereka yang hadir semuanya "orang yang telah berjaya" pada mata kasar aku. Memang rasa "kecik" tapi aku rasa aku "berjaya". 
Sorang lagi yang aku pernah buat meeting ialah bekas super senior “IR”. Pernah menjadi Presiden kepada persatuan engineer Malaysia. Company beliau amat berjaya dan amat dikenali pada satu ketika tapi kini menurutnya, " this is purely a commercial decision. It is my stand to let the company go bust". Menurut cerita , dia ni pernah kononnya duduk satu bilik ngan current PM. Betul atau tidak "wallahuallam".
Persamaan yang paling berharga wujud dalam diri mereka ini ialah, “they started from humble beginnings”. Mereka faham apa maksud "kesusahan", "keperitan" dan "kepayahan". Mendengar cerita mereka, memberikan motivasi kepada aku untuk menjadi orang yang berjaya.

P/s bukan nak berlagak and with due respect, ramai juga dato yang aku jumpa "ting-tong".
Live from Senai Airport- 11.53 pagi

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Janji Ajim

fuh kanan fuh kiri
takkan begini
takkan begitu
kerna kami masih ingat lagi

fuh kanan fuh kiri
takkan begini
takkan  begitu
kan berjanji sehidup semati

fuh kanan fuh kiri
takkan begini
takkan begitu
kasih sayang beraja di hati
 
fuh kanan fuh kiri
takkan begini
takkan begitu
walaupun berlaki walaupun berbini 

fuh kanan fuh kiri
depan belakang
bawah atas
biar hati berbekas jiwa jangan berkeras
 
Jan?I @zIm M#qRy




Wednesday, November 24, 2010

I'm happy


During the mediation process, Y.A Dato Suraya Othman said this to me and my learned opponent “You can’t make people completely happy otherwise you will die young. Also, if we are completely happy, bad things happen. From my own experience, when I was too happy, next day I got transferred to another place (to Kuantan). When I was promoted to be Judicial Commissioner, I was then transferred to KL Court. Later, I was transferred again to Shah Alam. It applies to good people. Good people won’t last long. As long as we are happy although not completely happy, I think it is good enough. I don’t think that my husband is completely happy with me (she smiled at us).
Our case before her can be summarized as follows:-
(a) My client started her employment with the Defendant in 1979.
(b) In 1986, the Defendant sent a letter informing my client that she was now offered a new job with one of the Defendant subsidiaries (X) and her employment with the Defendant will automatically ceases.
(c) In 1992, the Defendant’s issued a letter promoting her to Senior Clerk and put her under probation. This letter was signed by Tengku Z.
(d) In 1993, Company X issued a letter to confirm the position. It was also signed by Tengku Z.
(e) Company X was voluntarily wound up in 2000. All the employees of Company X (including my client) lost their only jobs.
(f) According to the terms of the employment, our client was entitled for a retrenchment benefits for the sum of 90k.
(d) Upon our advice, my client filed this claim seeking the declaration that the Defendant was still the employer of my client and therefore liable to pay 90k to her.
During mediation (technically we were not supposed to argue during mediation), it was my learned opponent’s argument that my client’s claim was frivolous and should not be made in the first place. He argued that if my client thinks that she was still the employee of the Defendant and not with Company X, why she did not report back to the Defendant when Company X was wound up. In any event, he contended that my client’s employment was mutually terminated in 1986 and she joined Company on the basis of “new employment. 1992 was unintentionally issued.
I submitted that the Defendant was still the employer on the grounds:-
(a) 1986 letter was not a valid termination because my Client was never given an opportunity to decide whether to work with the Defendant or with Company X.
(b) Besides that, the Defendant’s action in 1986 letter was tantamount to force labor because My Client had no say at all.
(c) There was no necessity for my client to report back to the Defendant because it is clearly stated in 1986 letter that my client’s employment ceased automatically. It does not make any different even if my client gone to see them.
(d) The Defendant’s argument that 1992 letter was unintentionally issued was lame excuse.
(e) The Defendant has no business to issue 1992 if they think my client was not their employee.
(f) There are evidence to show that from 1986 up to 1995, my client’s salaries were paid by the Defendant and its marketing’s arm.
I humbly believe that the above argument was one of my best especially against experient practitioner (my opponent graduated from University of Malaya in 1979 when I was not even born). He has many cases reported in Malayan Law Journal and etc. He was not alone but assisted by another lawyer. It was like David versus Goliath!
Yesterday was my lucky day. I felt that I was in heaven when the Judge asked both parties whether we have watched the movie titled “THE RAINMAKER”. It was icing on the cake. I had watched the movie. It is about junior lawyer against senior lawyer. It is about bad insurance company who refused to allow the claim by its own client (insurer) without looking into the merits. It is about good versus evil. As expected, justice prevails.
Y.A Dato Suraya was on my side although not 100%. She believed that my client had a case against the Defendant. But she did say that there was no guarantee that she will decide in my favor should the matter tried. It could be the other way around.
In “Rain Maker” the insurance company through its lawyer arrogantly offered a small sum of money but rejected. Similar to my case, during the mediation, my client was only offered only 10% from the amount claimed. I did not think much. I told my client not to accept it because it was an insult and it was not genuine offer. She agreed.
So, I asked her how much she wants. I was not happy with her answer. She wanted 90% of the amount claim. I told her to forget about settling this matter outside the court because it was irrational. “You are greedy. Any Defendant’s lawyer will advise their client to try their luck by way of full trial upon hearing the demand.” I told her the most she can get is between 50%-60%. Finally she listened to me.
I then made my counter offer to the Defendant’s solicitors. “Mr. CSN, my client willing to settle at 70%”. “I don’t think my client will agree to that. My mandate is only up to 15%.” He replied back.
Both of us agreed that we had no alternative but to proceed with the trial. Till now, I strongly believe that it was his advice to his client not to settle this matter. From his demeanor and the way he speak, I think he was confident that he can nail me.
Later in the afternoon, the Judge called all the parties to her chamber. She wanted to know how much the offer and the counter offer. I told her that the amount offered was a peanut. It was our stand the amount offered should be between 50%-70%.
She started to talk about “happiness” as adumbrated in first paragraph of this article. She indirectly advised the Defendant’s Managing Director Tengku Zar (lady) to revise the offer after taking into account all the legal aspects raised by me and its merits. She reminded the Defendant of its moral obligation. Also, She reminded my client to more open to listen to any reasonable offer.
It was worthwhile waiting. The Defendant’s MD came up with final offer although his solicitors were not happy. The MD agreed to pay 50%.
I convinced my client that it was a good deal. “You either take it or lose it”. Finally, she accepted the offer.
To be honest, if this matter proceeded, although I was extremely confident that I can handle it well, there is a good chance for my client not to get a single cent. By the way, it is now academic.
I am a lucky guy because:-
(a) I managed to discharge my duties towards my client at the very best of my ability;
(b) I was at the right time (watching the right movie), place and before the right Judge;
(c) My client was happy (though not completely) for securing at least half of the amount claimed. She can now celebrate Christmas with style.
(d) The Defendant’s Managing Director did not listen to his solicitor’s advice causing him unhappy
What I can tell you is that I am really happy.
-The end-
P/s I am afraid to say that I am completely happy. Bad things happen





Friday, November 19, 2010

Aku yang fening ka Hakim yang fening!

Last Month, @ku ada bicara kat Penang Court utk satu kes yang bagi aku mudah..Dalam keadaan biasa “or in the ordinary course of business”...normally aku akan succeed dalam kes-kes sebegini..
Ku sangka panas hingga ke petang rupanya hujan batu yang melanda...ku sangka ku menang rupanya jatuh tersungkur dek Hakim yang membuat keputusan menolak tuntutanku...
Kalah menang sudah menjadi kelaziman. Itu aku faham....Setau aku no lawyers in town yang berani menjanjikan kemenangan..silap-silap boleh kena slashed to death.
Kalah tak mengapa tetapi mesti berasaskan alasan-alasan yang boleh diterima akal or at least make sense..Dalam kes aku ni berbeza sikit..itu yang aku tengah fening lalat membaca alasan yang diberikan..
Untuk memudahkan pemahaman, aku ringkaskan dengan seberapa ringkas yang boleh fakta kes dan hujahan aku..
1. Anak guam aku tuntut hutang barang yang dihantar kepada Defendan berjumlah 70k
2. Defendan menafikan keberhutangan. Defendan tak hutang satu sen pun... Namun di dalam masa yang sama menyatakan Plaintif yang sebenarnya berhutang RM30k dengannya. Jumlah 30k tersebut diperolehi setelah Defendan tolak RM100k (kerugian yang kononnya dialami) dengan 70k yang dituntut.
Aku dengan bongkaknya menghujahkan bahawa Kalau Defendan tak hutang satu sen pun kenapa Defendan nak tolak RM100k dengan 70K..kan tak masuk akal...kerugian yang dituntut tak pernah dibangkitkan sebelum ini. [Ambil perhatian para pembaca bahawa isu kerugian ini tidak relevan dengan perbincangan di sini]
Defendan menghujahkan bahawa Defendan berhak kepada 30k setelah ditolak tuntutan Plaintif dengan tuntutan kerugian Defendan sebanyak RM100k..back to square one
Keputusan Hakim
(a) Plaintif gagal buktikan Defendan hutang RM70k
(b) Defendan berjaya buktikan bahawa Plaintif kena bayar RM30k kepada Defendan. Jumlah ini diperolehi dari jumlah 100k tolak RM70k (jumlah yang dituntut)

Keputusan ini aku pertikaikan atas alasan yang mudah yang merupakan argument aku dari mula lagi...KALAU AKU GAGAL BUKTIKAN DEFENDAN HUTANG 70K SEPERTI YANG DIPUTUSKAN, WHY ON EARTH, MAHKAMAH TOLAK 100k dENGAN MY PRECIOUS 70K YANG KONONNYA TIDAK DIBUKTIKAN! TAK BOLEH DITERIMA DEK AKALKU..MUNGKIN AKAL KORANG kot
Pendapat anda?

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Al kisah 4 –Pak Sheikh hilang?


Sudah lama benar kita tidak membaca sambungan kisah Pak Sheikh kita yang sorang ni. Entahkan hidup, entahkan mati. Apakah yang sebenarnya telah terjadi di dalam pengembaraan beliau untuk balik ke kampung halamannya.
Sehingga ke saat ini, tiada sebarang surat mahupun emel ada dikirimkannya kepada saya selaku editor kepada “Cerita Pendek Al-Kisah” dan pemilik kepada syarikat penerbitan yang diberi nama “Syarikat Kecil-kecilan Sdn Bhd”.
Khabarnya sebulan yang lepas, ada yang ternampak Pak Sheikh sedang membicarakan kes seekor ayam. Sumber yang boleh dipercayai itu menyatakan, akibat perbicaraan tersebut, Pak Sheikh telah terlambat 10 minit untuk menaiki “Feri Cross the River”bagi merentasi Selat Inggeris.
Sumber tersebut enggan memberi maklumat selanjutnya kepada saya kerana bimbang bahawa nyawanya akan terancam. Menurutnya, Pak Sheikh telah mengeluarkan ancaman secara terbuka untuk membunuh, membakar dan membuang mayat mereka yang membocorkan rahsia tersebut ke Selat Inggeris. Sebagai kawan rapat kepada Pak Sheikh semenjak lebih 20 tahun, saya langsung tidak mempercayai kata-kata sumber tersebut. Ini kerana sumber ini terkenal dengan kesanggupan untuk membuat “deklarasi palsu” semata-mata untuk mendapatkan publisiti murahan.
Oleh kerana tidak mempunyai pilihan lain, saya terpaksa membuat panggilan antarabangsa bagi menghubungi rangkaian “informer” antarabangsa untuk mendapatkan maklumat mengenai tempat terakhir Pak Sheikh dijumpai. Melalui siasatan yang dilakukan oleh McMaTT KencingTon, saya difahamkan bahawa Pak Sheikh telah cuba berenang menyeberangi Selat Inggeris tersebut. “We tried to persuade him to wait untill next morning but We were unable to stop Al-Sarawaki. This Old man was too stubborn.”, beritahu McMatt kepada saya.
McMatt menyatakan selepas hampir 5 minit berenang, ramai orang menyatakan bahawa mereka ternampak seekor Ikan Paus telah cuba menelan Pak Sheikh.
Apa yang terjadi selepas itu? tanya saya kepada McMatt?
Dengan nada marah, McMatt menjawab di dalam pelat melayunya, “you sangat lambap. Are you deaf? atau blind! I sudah kata ramai orang sudah nampak dia kena telan sama itu ikan. Apa lagi u mahu I kata ha, It is better for me to be in hell with a wise man than to be around with a stupid man like you.”
Oleh kerana telinga saya terlalu pedih mendengar kata-kata pedas tersebut, terus meletakkan telefon.
Semenjak hari itu hingga kini, saya pun tidak pasti apa yang terjadi dengan Pak Sheikh sebenarnya. Hanya tuhan yang tahu......dan hanya “informer” saya yang tahu....

Oleh:- Encik Editor
Jam 5.00 Petang

Monday, October 18, 2010

Bapakku kata


Bapakku kata
Nak, taK perlu Marah-marah
Kerna nYamok seekor, kerna bunga sekuntum
Abis Kelambu dibakar, abis orang dilenjan
samPei Negeri tergadai

Bapakku kata
Nak, Walaupun gadingmu eMas
Tak perlu mengaum, Tak perlu mengembek
Biar bodo bertempat sampai ke sinun
Dari pandai Melampau sampai Orang Naik muak

Bapakku kata
Nak, selagi ada langit dan bumi
Jangan sekali-kali engkau berdiri
di atas usaha orang lain
Kelak rugi Sendiri
Ke lubang cacing Pun akan tetap berbunyi

Bapakku Kata
Nak, memang benar berkata benar Itu pahala
Memang benar berKata dusta itu Nista
Namun Sang Harimau pernah berkata
“better a lie that heals than a truth that wounds”

Bapakku kata
Nak, tak semestinya betul
Apa yang bapak katakan
tak Semestinya salah
apa Yang disanggah
Niat Hanya untuk membetul
Itupun bukannya sepanjang Masa