Thursday, September 2, 2010

Al-Kisah 2


Setelah seminggu lamanya berada di istana Tuanku Kaya Raya, lalu sesudah subuh, Sheikh Al-Sarawaki meminta diri kepada Baginda untuk pulang kembali ke kampung halamannya, kampung Di Atas Awan. Baginda Tuanku tiadalah ingin membantah kepada permintaan tersebut walaupun sedikit gusar akan keselamatan Al-Sheikh kerana perjalanan pulang sahaja sudah memakan masa dua bulan purnama.

"Wahai Al-Sheikh. Tinggallah barang sehari dua lagi. Selepas itu, baru Al-Sheikh kembali ke kampung," pujuk baginda.

“Terima kasih wahai Tuanku yang baik hati. Menolak bukan bermaksud hamba durhaka. Membantah bukan bermaksud hamba tidak mengenang budi,” jawab Sheikh Al-Sarawaki.

“Bukan itu maksud beta, namun alangkah gembiranya hati beta sekiranya permintaan kecil ini ditunaikan,”titah Baginda lagi.

Sang Kerma Wijaya yang duduk di sebelah bentara, tiga langkah dari Tuanku dan empat langkah dari Sheikh Al-Sarawaki sambil mengoyang-goyangkan kerisnya tiba-tiba mencelah apabila tersedar peluangnya kini terbuka luas.

“Usah tuan hamba berlaku biadap. Tak sedar diuntung. Kerana mulut santan binasa!”

“Tuanku, Biar sahaja patik rodok keris hikmat ini ke perut pendita durhaka ini,” jerit Sang Kerma Wijaya denga tidak semena-mena.



Sheikh Al-Sarawaki hanya tersenyum melihat tindak tanduk Sang Kerma Wijaya itu. Sedikitpun hatinya tidak merasa gentar. Menyerah semata-semata rungutan dan ugutan tersebut langsung tidak terlintas dibenak Al-Sheikh. Apatah lagi jika ianya datang dari Sang Kerma Wijaya yang memang hebat bila bercakap besar.

Walaupun Sheikh Al- Sarawaki hanya menumpang untuk seminggu sahaja, beliau sudah dapat menilai yang mana intan dan yang mana berlian.

"Wahai Tuanku yang bijaksana, hamba yang hina ini tiadalah dapat menghalang jika benar Tuanku murka. Namun, kemurkaan itu biar ada sebab musababnya. Jangan hanya kerana mendengar guruh dilangit, air di tempayan dicurahkan,” tegas Sheikh Al-Sarawaki.

Selepas meminta diri untuk bertolak, sampai sahaja di muka pintu, Al-Sheikh Al Sarawaki pun berkata "Tuanku yang dimuliakan, Manusia yang bijak, adalah manusia yang pandai mendengar, melihat dan menilai. Mendengar jawapan yang diberikan dan melihat fakta yang mengelilingi jawapan tersebut. Sungguhpun mudah untuk mendengar dan melihat, manusia kebiasaannya gagal di dalam membuat penilaian yang wajar. Penilaian yang tidak wajar kebiasaannya diakibatkan kesilapan di dalam mendengar dan melihat.”

“berhati-hatilah dengan orang yang suka mengadu domba, wahai Tuanku. Assalamualaikum.” Lalu Al-Sheikh pergi meninggalkan Istana dengan hati yang tenang sekali.


-Tamat-

Oleh: Sheikh Al-Sarawaki pada 02/09/2010

bila ku dengar “Yang Agung” berbicara


Bila Ku Dengar “Yang Agung” Berbicara

ku redah langit
nun jauh di awangan
ku renangi lautan
berombak bergelimpangan
ku harungi denai
biarpun berkeliaran
bila ku dengar “Yang Agung” berbicara

membara sang  mentari
seolah ingin membunuhku
menitik ke pipi hujan gerimis
lalu menyejukkanku
mendung pun berlalu
cahaya menyapaku
bila ku dengar “Yang Agung” berbicara

berjanji itu
berjanji begini
bukan sifatku
bukan sifatmu
bersihkanlah jiwaku
permudahkan semuanya
bila ku dengar “Yang Agung” berbicara

Onak berliku
 akan ku tempuhi
Tersadung terjatuh akan ku berdiri lagi
Akan ku ulangi biarpun beribu kali
Bila ku dengar “Yang Agung” berbicara

Rb/2Sep/2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

What the hell u r talkin' bout


Aku adalah antara orang yang paling penyabar antara yang penyabar :) (bergantung kepada keadan). Namun 10 minit yang, aku baru je hilang kesabaran  terhadap salah seorang klien aku ni. Beliau merupakan peranakkan mat salleh (His father from Scotland…Jadi Scottish la) dan mak dia Malaysian Chinese. So apa lagi "slanga" mat salleh la and always think that he is better than others. Aku dah jumpa dia beberapa kali kat office so aku tau mamat ni berlagak pandai. Be as it may, because dia ni client and for the sake of finishing my task, I let him off the hook.
Nak dijadikan cerita, hari ini aku terima satu short notice dari court minta all the parties to attend court on this friday termasuk dengan klien-klien sekali. So, tanpa membuang masa lalu aku mengarahkan my PA untuk contact this klien dan meminta beliau hadir seperti yang diarahkan. Aku ingatkan lepas tu selesai tetapi this client insist nak bercakap ngan big boss. Oleh kerana my boss is not around (even if he is around) as usuall my PA transfer line ke bilik aku.
Being a gentleman, so aku cakapla baik-baik ngan mamat celup ni. 
Rb : Roy speaking here..may I know who's on the line (walaupun aku dah tahu but as a matter of formality..aku buat gak)
Klien : Alex E..here...I want to speak to Tan.
Rb : He is not around... btw Mr Alex, u have to come to court this Friday..I just received a notice from court this morning..matter fixed @ 8.30 a.m lah (I was trying to be nice with him)
Klien : Roy, 8.30 a.m! u don’t expect me to come to court….I am not free.. I have an appointment….(dengan nada yang sangat kurang ajar dan dengan penuh lagak ni la yang buat darah aku naik macam lembu gila)
Roy :.It is entirely up to you whether you want to come or not…I just let u know…U don’t have to speak to me anymore..talk directly to Tan Dengan nada yang menengking..(my wife je yang tau mcmana aku menengking orang) dan suara tak kisah). ….belum sempat dia nak bercakap lalu aku menghempaskan telefon..(padan muka dia).
Lepas tu aku keluarlah bilik dan dengan suara yang agak tinggi berkata pada my PA…from now on I don’t want to talk to this guy anymore…dia nak pegi mati pun saya tak peduli…Dia ingat dia sapa..dia ingat dia sorang je boleh berlagak….Saya pun boleh berlagaklah…saya kalau berlagak lagi hebat tau…My PA senyum-senyum je lepas tu..
P/s pasal dia la pahala aku kena deduct hari ini…nasib baik aku tak gunakan kata-kata kesat…kalau tak puasa setakat menahan lapar dan dahaga je la ceritanya

Berita H@ri Ini -S.O.S


U/K KUALA LUMPUR – Dua penduduk kampung Kaki Bukit telah diarahkan oleh pihak yang berwajib untuk membuat dua laporan kecemasan dengan membakar ranting-ranting kayu dan arang di sekitar rumah mereka.  Tindakan "pembakaran terbuka" ini dipercayai bermula setelah dalam tempoh  dua minggu ini, dua makhluk "halus" telah dikesan berlegar-legar di dalam rumah sambil "mengganggu" mereka dengan "jeritan-jeritan"yang amat menyeramkan.
Ketua Sokongan Operasi Penyelamat,  Sarjan Al-Ramadahani berkata, kehadiran makhluk-makhluk “halus” ini sebenarnya tidak akan memberikan apa-apa kesan buruk berpanjangan tetapi sebaliknya akan lebih menguntungkan kedua-dua penduduk ini. Beliau percaya bahawa dengan hanya menggunakan cecair lemak manis sudah memadai untuk “mendiamkan” makhluk-makhluk “halus” ini. Menurut beliau lagi, bekalan-bekalan lemak manis itu boleh didapati di mana-mana pasaraya berdekatan.
 “Saya yakin dengan adanya makhluk-makhluk “halus” ini, ianya akan menggalakkan orang ramai samada jauh dan dekat menghantar hadiah-hadiah tanpa perlu diminta-minta walaupun hari raya masih jauh lagi,” katanya pada sidang akhbar di sini semalam.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Si tua dan Si Muda

asalnya muda semakin hari semakin tua
wahai kamu si anak muda
tetapi masih tak sedar-sedar 
wahai si muda  yang tua bangka

wahai si muda yang tua bangka
siang hari atau malamkah?
tengahari atau petangkah?
ataupun kamu tidak tahu si tua ini sedang bertanya kah!

si tua ini sedang bertanya
si tua ini sedang menunggu
si tua ini sedang mengira
entah si muda yang tua bangka faham ke tidak

faham ke tidak!
jawablah!
angguklah!
jika kamu bukan si muda yang tua bangka lagi dungu

si muda yang tua bangka lagi dungu
siang, tengahari , petang atau malam tidak mengapa
jawablah selagi si tua ini masih ada di sisi
menangis nanti sudahla pasti


 

Thursday, July 22, 2010

An effective Cross-Examiner


I humbly believe that to be an effective cross-examiner, it is insufficient for us to know the points that we need to establish. It involves many key factors as discussed by many great trial lawyers in their books which I which to summarise herein, inter alia, natural talents, the ability to think and to react quickly, the ability to know when to quit and the counsel himself much be confident.
In my first year in practice, during trial, I tend to ask many and long questions to my opponent's witnesses for fear of missing important point. I thought by doing so, I will be able to give a hard time to them and my client would be pleased with me.
At that point of time, I did not realise that I had made few fundamental mistakes. My first mistake was I ask too many and the second mistake was I forgot to stop questioning even though I got what I wanted from the witness.
Honestly now, I do not think that thousand questions have any bearing to my client’s case. Remember, by repeating yourself many times (it is only necessary when the witness is being evasive or the judge is senile) you will open the door for the witness to start giving explanation which is not the goals for cross examination. Further, no judge likes to listen to the same story over and over again especially when he has another case to attend with. Once the judge is annoyed with you, he will (may) keep hunting you (forever) and make your life miserable.
You have the advantage to be an effective cross-examiner if you are the good speaker and the good orator although it is not always the case. As concluded by the book I read recently which inspires me to share the ‘art’ of cross-examination for the junior lawyer, basically what is needed is the continuous effort to upgrade and hone the questioning skills by:
(a)    doing some reading on major works on this subject;
(b)   practicing which means you must conduct a trial and gain experience; and
(c)    analysing your own performance after trial.
As conclusion, I wish to quote the words from Timothy A. Pratt which had written the article entitled “The Ten Commandments of Cross-Examination” where he says:
“One does not learn to be good at cross-examination by reading papers. The successful artist learns by doing it, or watching others to do it well, by reading trial and deposition transcripts or, better yet, by conducting the examination personally.”

P/s- do not afraid to make mistake. Once you are afraid to a make mistake it will make you a coward.
To my learned “FREN” which I do not wish to mention here, what you said to me last night and every single day will be my guidance forever.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

My Proposed LOD


ROY MAZLYNA
&
ASSOCIATES
Advocates & Solicitors



Roy          LL.B (Hons)
Mazlyna    LL.B (Hons)

Your Ref :                                                                                             Our Ref :
Date : 20/07/2010

Messrs Abdul Majid & Co
Advocates & Solicitor
No. 1, Jalan Ampang
473001 Kuala Lumpur                                                                                                    by hand / Registered Post

Dear Sirs

Notice of Demand in Respect of Credit Facilities Granted By RB BANK BERHAD


We act for RB BANk BERHAD and refer to your letter dated 17/07/2010.

We are instructed by our Clients that by a written guarantee dated 21/07/2008 executed by your Client in our Clients’ favour, your Client guaranteed the payment on demand of all sums due and owing by MH SDN BHD (“the Borrower”), in respect of the credit facilities provided by our Clients, subject to the principle sum of RM3,000,000.00 together with interest accruing thereon.

We are instructed by our Clients that the Borrower in indebted to our Clients in the sum of [ Outstanding sum and interest ] , particulars of which are as follows:

Facilities
Outstanding amount as at
[ Date of default ]
Further Interest from
[ Date of default + 1 day ]
Term Loan


Overdraft



[ Outstanding sum and interest ]



On behalf of our Clients we hereby demand that you pay the sum of RM3,000,000.00 together with further interest thereon at the rate of [ Interest rate ] per annum above our Clients’ Base Lending Rate, at [ Current base lending rate ]
[ Compounded monthly / annually / not compounded ] .

TAKE NOTICE that in the event the aforesaid sum together with interest thereon as aforesaid is not paid by you to our Clients or to us as their solicitors within [ Seven (7) days / fourteen (14) days ] from the date hereof, we have our Clients’ strict instructions to commence legal proceedings against you for the recovery of the same without further reference to you, in which case you will additionally be liable for all costs incurred by our Clients.

When making payment, please include the sum of [ Legal fees ] being the cost of this demand.


Yours faithfully
For and on behalf of







RB/MH/07